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1) Tyson, 22

2) Euravirgin, Herbalism+Alchemy 450. http://www.wowarmory.com/item-info.xml?i=47692 My shit's enchanted, armory just hasn't updated it yet.

3) Shadow Spec. Skips pvp talents so I can win raids.

4) First guild: Peace Keepers. Someone got ahold of my account and made me g quit. Second guild: Black Rose Order. I'm still in it, but we don't do anything as a guild. Ever.

5) Started raiding about a month ago. Made it to the seventh boss in ICC 10 man before nerd rage took over.

6) I can raid any night of the week.

7) DBM, DOT timer

8) Success.

9) Computer's fine for 10 mans, but 25 mans are a no-go unless you can carry me.

10) One that doesn't ragequit.

11) I was referred by a current member.

Well, in light of the fact that we are a 25 man raiding guild and taking into consideration your answer to question 9, it is pretty easy for me to say no to this application, but I will go ahead and go through my usual evaluation process.

I'll start with the obvious, 5200 is not great for gear, especially when you are buffing your gear score by using poorly itemized equipment for your spec such as the Talisman of Resurgence. Forget item levels and start working on getting gear that isn't terrible for your spec.

The quality of your app is also extremely poor. You fail to provide a link to your armory profile, all your answers were extremely brief, and you did not include a copy pasted template as every other person who apps does. Believe it or not, I don't have all the questions memorized in order and its helpful to have them in front of me while I am reviewing an app.

You have pretty much no previous raiding experience and your previous guild history is iffy. Had you been on good terms with the officers of Peace Keepers it should have been easy to get reinvited if someone had made you Gquit as a prank.

I also am confused by your answer to why you use the spec you do. What exactly is winning a raid?

Also, you say that all your stuff is enchanted and armory just hasn't updated yet, but you currently have eight pieces of gear lacking enchants/improvements, I don't really like that, regardless of whether or not its just armory. Also, you use quite a few blue quality gems: With how easy epic gems are to get now, that is not good.

In conclusion, I have to say absolutely not in relation to giving you a raid spot, and honestly I am not excited to give you a social position either, partially due to the fact that you are applying to a 25 man raiding guild while admitting we will have to carry you through raids due to your computer. If you want a social position in the guild, have whoever recommended you to the guild vouch for you and that can be reconsidered.

In more layman's terms..You suck. Go away.

You're both right. Sorry.

Having bad gear, then taking 15 second to fill out an app makes a great first inpression that you are a bad player and don't care about shit.